Earning the key to the T-suite
By Gillian Tett
Published: November 5 2010 19:54 | Last updated: November 5 2010 19:54
A few weeks ago I was visiting an office in central
A receptionist handed me a vast key on a wooden board that might have been a prop from a prison drama. Then she sternly warned me to check that the rest room door was “properly locked” after use.
“Why?” I asked.
She glared at me, as if I was a simpleton.
“They are private.”
“But why?” I queried again … but received no response. No surprise, perhaps. Ever since I first lived in
If you walk into an office in central
But keys and combination codes are found in many
The “official” explanation – or that proffered by those key-wielding receptionists whenever I ask – is “security”. Keeping the door locked ensures that the rest room stays “clean” and “safe”; if the door was not locked with a monster key, the implication goes, then the facilities might become soiled. Tramps could sleep there. Heavens, somebody might even nick the toilet rolls. Indeed, this reflex is so ingrained that the website of the US State Department explicitly tells American companies that “restrooms should be kept locked in high-threat environments”, with “access controlled by the receptionist”.
Perhaps that is a reasonable point to make in places such as
I n my mind, the real issue at stake is social trust and cohesion. A country such as
Places such as
This makes life darn uncomfortable for anyone with a weak bladder. So much so, that the ARA (mission statement: to be an “advocate for the availability of clean, safe, well-designed public restrooms”) is now lobbying companies and institutions to start providing unlocked rest rooms. “To assure building restrooms are used only by tenants and their guests, many Companies have keyed bathroom entry, [but] unfortunately, this hindered access can be a problem for the restroom challenged,” its website earnestly declares. “After a long trip, for example, a person may desperately need to use the rest room as soon as they enter the building. If they can’t quickly find the organization they are visiting their health is compromised.”
And to further this cause, the ARA website is gathering donations (all major credit cards accepted). But while I wish it well, I doubt its chances of success. After all, current fiscal and economic pressures look set to create considerably more, not less, social friction in the coming years. Just look at the political vitriol swirling around Obama for a sign of that. Those keys, in other words, look set to stay in use, if not proliferate; low-status “outsiders” with a weak bladder had better cross their legs.